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Raccoon: A Journey to the East (Stargate Atlantis, WIP)

TITLE: Raccoon: A Journey to the East*
FANDOM: Stargate Atlantis
LENGTH/RATING: WIP, PG
WARNINGS/SPOILERS: None
SUMMARY: In which John takes a spiritual walkabout to heart... and drags the rest of the team along with him. Because you really can't put a raccoon on a leash. Even if you do give it to Ronon. Seriously. *nods solemnly*
NOTES: Homage to Journey to the West and it's many translations.


Part 1 : In Which Rodney is Alarmed, Ronon is Amused, and Teyla has Second Thoughts

"Oh you have got to be kidding me." Rodney snapped, shoeing the hyperactive ball of fuzz away from his datapad.

"The ceremony was supposed to have been symbolic," Ronon paused, "I think."

"So where was Teyla while Kirk was getting himself turned into a rodent?"

"Remaining human thankfully," Elizabeth not so kindly ushered Rodney into a chair across from Carson and Ronon. "Do we know if it will it wear off on it's own?"

"Wear off? He's not drunk, he's turned into a raccoon. I'm pretty sure that doesn't wear off."

"That's a raccoon?" Ronon eyed the blur of grey and black fur with wariness, "I thought they were smaller."

"Considering your idea of National Geographic is the Disney Channel I'm surprised--"

"Rodney."

"--you haven't yet pointed out he's not wearing pants--"

"Rodney."

"--Fine, fine," Rodney crossed his arms and glared across the table at Carson, "So do your voodoo and change him back."

"Excuse me?"

"Do do that voodoo that you do so well, or some such nonsense."

"He's a raccoon not a muppet."

"He's eating your shoe." Ronon pointed out, leaning in his chair to get a better view as the raccoon gnawed contentedly on the toe of Rodney's boot.

"Hey!"

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Comments

No pants! No shirt! Clothe-less John! Gah!

...having gotten that out of the way, this sounds like it'll be a hoot to read. :D
Ah, finally! John!Raccoon
'He's eating your shoe'

Of course he is. Ronon, just be glad he's not eating *your* hair...

:-) xx
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